Someone has directed you to this website, because most likely they are concerned that you might need to know how to use Google. Or perhaps you are simply webographically challenged and have not happened come across Google yet?

Don't worry, they probably don't think you are actually a moron, you may have just been lazy and asked a question in a Usenet, Yahoo group, Forum or something similar without Googling it first. In that case you probably deserved to be directed here, please don't do it again, Google is your friend.

Finding Google is easy, it's at www.google.com

What will Google do for you? Apart from change your life forever, it will let you find answers to stuff, lots of stuff, everything in the known universe in fact.
Google even has the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

Here's a tip, you should add Google as your browser home page so it is ready to go when you open your browser. 

The next thing you need to do is figure out how to do a search. Try something simple for starters, like typing in to the Google search box what you want to find. Then you hit that big button that says Search.
If you can't find what you are after on the first few pages of results, then try just using some key words.
The use of the right key words will usually get you want you want pretty quickly.
You can even narrow down your results by using Google for your own country, like Google Australia.
If that fails then try some advanced search options.

Google does a lot more too, looks here.